Great game and I haven't gotten nearly as far as some of these Disciples of Cheese but I've prophesied that we've been lied to by our Pizza God! There is no center.
Pizza is all there is. Pizza is all there will ever be. Let's not startle the simpler people with fantastical notions of pizza centers when there is no such center. There can never be such a center.
Oh. My. God. This was one of the stupidest, but most well-made, brilliant games I've ever played. I made a li'l gameplay video! What a piece lol. One hell of a way to start my new year!
i really like this game. i have played it for quite a bit. this is my highest record so far and therefore i want to see if its the highest record ever. please anyone reply if they beat it.
Small bug: This likes to launch as a VR game in oculus, totally black screen in the headset but still funny. Not sure why it does this. Would like a fix though as it is kind of annoying to have oculus software launch every time the game does.
I would change 3 things, the tomato splash causes severe lag (like half a second of lags), so an option to disable the splashes would be great, the second thing is a button to speed up the panning up after dying, the third is that sometimes in a circle with two openings, one of them leads to a wall only.
I'm impressed with how well this is optimized. I expected this to make my little laptop explode but it ran totally fine! The only performance hitch I had was some dips when tomatoes and tomato cans would burst after being shot.
Incredible concept with a mouthwatering art style. I would love to traverse further into pizzaspace in an expanded release. Maybe let us order a pizza from a list of ingredients and it generates the level with those ingredients?
This was a lot of fun. The sound effects were wonderful, too. Sometimes there were walls that popped up too fast for me to react, but I think I need to acquire proficiency.
← Return to game
Comments
Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.
Had a blast with this!
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T REACH THE CENTER
but why?
Great game and I haven't gotten nearly as far as some of these Disciples of Cheese but I've prophesied that we've been lied to by our Pizza God! There is no center.
Pizza is all there is. Pizza is all there will ever be. Let's not startle the simpler people with fantastical notions of pizza centers when there is no such center. There can never be such a center.
83,559
The pizza CANNOT be infinite, we must find the center.
Very fun game 10/10 :)
Oh. My. God. This was one of the stupidest, but most well-made, brilliant games I've ever played. I made a li'l gameplay video! What a piece lol. One hell of a way to start my new year!
Thank you for this.
This game was amazing. I’m going to get my friend to play it as well. It’s been a while since I played a game that tested me visually in this way.
i really like this game. i have played it for quite a bit. this is my highest record so far and therefore i want to see if its the highest record ever. please anyone reply if they beat it.
pizza time
Pizza Time Indeed
I hate how this game makes my brain feel
plz add VR support
Great game I love falling down this pizza hell but I wish there was a ost download so I can have this hellish feeling cutting a normal pizza.
Freaking loved it, even the tension and difficult. But can you introduce auto-play mode into game, I think it will benefit greatly from it.
A dream come true indeed
Small bug: This likes to launch as a VR game in oculus, totally black screen in the headset but still funny. Not sure why it does this. Would like a fix though as it is kind of annoying to have oculus software launch every time the game does.
Most cyberpunk game of 2020.
There is only pizza
I would change 3 things, the tomato splash causes severe lag (like half a second of lags), so an option to disable the splashes would be great, the second thing is a button to speed up the panning up after dying, the third is that sometimes in a circle with two openings, one of them leads to a wall only.
But apart from that, GREAT
Where am I?
Pizza Hell
Pineapple pizza
Great game! So fun!
This was excellent, the slow pan (pizza) up after you die was a great idea.
finaly a game for me
A strange concept, realized very well!
I'm impressed with how well this is optimized. I expected this to make my little laptop explode but it ran totally fine! The only performance hitch I had was some dips when tomatoes and tomato cans would burst after being shot.
Its actually pretty fun.
Incredible concept with a mouthwatering art style. I would love to traverse further into pizzaspace in an expanded release. Maybe let us order a pizza from a list of ingredients and it generates the level with those ingredients?
thank you
I loooovee non-euclidean geometrical games!!!
Dude, I want to live in the pizza
Very good pizza, would traverse again. 👍
Trippy. My eyes feel funny. Cool idea.
Very Super Hexagon, which means I only played it a few times, haha. But I can still appreciate it.
This game is a one of a kind experience. I love it!
would be nice to see a writeup about this, cool job
This game is completely wild. Amazing job
Psychedelic & delicious! Great visual style and fitting sound!
Can't wait to eat that pizza... as soon as I can get to the other end. :)
Amazing idea but the game is really too hard, I think colliders could be a little smaller to make it more forgiving.
This was a lot of fun. The sound effects were wonderful, too. Sometimes there were walls that popped up too fast for me to react, but I think I need to acquire proficiency.
Saucy game. Excellent.
That was SO WEIRD, love it!